View Pit Stop page for race #67 by heterosexual — Ghost race
View profile for incel named Chad (heterosexual)
| Official speed | 128.06 wpm (32.89 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 13, 2018 2:29:03pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 13, 2018 2:29:35pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
| Opponents |
2. misterhotel (100.84 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 132.32 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |