wtf am i doing with my life (omnommy)

Race #668

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Official speed 69.29 wpm (86.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 14, 2017 7:47:04am UTC
Race Finish December 14, 2017 7:48:31am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. miket349 (89.49 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 107.40
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.