Joshua (joshhou)

Race #660

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Official speed 96.27 wpm (50.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 30, 2021 2:45:48pm UTC
Race Finish March 30, 2021 2:46:39pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. eternality (95.54 wpm)
3. felipemin03 (88.27 wpm)
4. gnowoel (82.55 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 118.74
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.