CheetahDude (ghysdd)

Race #6584

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Official speed 99.34 wpm (48.80 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 19, 2019 8:21:37pm UTC
Race Finish September 19, 2019 8:22:26pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. giannis101 (80.55 wpm)
4. jagmasta259 (65.01 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 119.21
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...