Duncan (dkbrk)

Race #657

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Official speed 95.96 wpm (70.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 10, 2020 3:08:36am UTC
Race Finish May 10, 2020 3:09:46am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. xx69destroyer69xx (85.36 wpm)
4. lukethegoat (74.08 wpm)
5. dccxvi (72.19 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 166.32
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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.