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Race #654

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Official speed 128.34 wpm (49.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 8, 2018 7:40:48pm UTC
Race Finish March 8, 2018 7:41:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. alterodd (129.48 wpm)
3. thelawsofjay (107.12 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 228.87
Text #3811327 (Length: 526 characters)

It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!