balls (stabby156)

Race #653

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Official speed 61.42 wpm (76.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 25, 2022 2:14:43pm UTC
Race Finish October 25, 2022 2:16:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. ambandi (58.37 wpm)
4. hatke42 (57.93 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 71.65
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.