View Pit Stop page for race #652 by poopbutts — Ghost race
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Official speed | 67.58 wpm (72.45 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 26, 2019 4:04:08pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 26, 2019 4:05:20pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 85.60 |
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