Jewnited States of America (dvorak_king)

Race #6462

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Official speed 99.59 wpm (37.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 15, 2020 10:19:45pm UTC
Race Finish November 15, 2020 10:20:22pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. st0p (89.41 wpm)
3. dorfinator (80.79 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 94.61
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Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.