Tim (slowpoke_99)

Race #642

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Official speed 64.23 wpm (75.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 20, 2019 3:08:57am UTC
Race Finish January 20, 2019 3:10:12am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. true_everest (66.77 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 77.08
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...