View Pit Stop page for race #64 by sketchytone — Ghost race
View profile for Amir (sketchytone)
Official speed | 111.87 wpm (37.65 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 9, 2020 8:23:44pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 9, 2020 8:24:21pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 115.60 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |