CheetahDude (ghysdd)

Race #6358

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Official speed 108.53 wpm (41.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 13, 2019 12:46:00am UTC
Race Finish September 13, 2019 12:46:42am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. scaphism (119.11 wpm)
3. fluffyx30037 (101.46 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 133.85
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.