Andy (andy4574)

Race #635

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Official speed 77.89 wpm (57.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2018 5:04:33pm UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2018 5:05:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. konpiv (92.63 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 96.07
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.