Prdel (dendritic_cell)

Race #633

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Official speed 51.55 wpm (87.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 23, 2019 11:59:44pm UTC
Race Finish May 24, 2019 12:01:12am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. banadagril (55.73 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 63.58
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.