View Pit Stop page for race #62 by hugzyyy — Ghost race
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Official speed | 33.02 wpm (127.56 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 1, 2018 8:24:01pm UTC |
Race Finish | June 1, 2018 8:26:09pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Accuracy | 91.0% |
Points | 34.12 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |