KIMCH (kimchiiii)

Race #618

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Official speed 103.87 wpm (43.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 16, 2017 5:14:49am UTC
Race Finish October 16, 2017 5:15:32am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. colemak_newbie (77.08 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 128.10
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.