Jester (cypher_xd)

Race #61120

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Official speed 133.89 wpm (47.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 19, 2020 1:34:30pm UTC
Race Finish August 19, 2020 1:35:18pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. picopek (84.95 wpm)
4. observer_02 (83.68 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 196.38
Text #3550709 (Length: 526 characters)

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.