View Pit Stop page for race #607 by sythyn — Ghost race
Official speed | 84.77 wpm (49.69 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 15, 2018 8:49:44am UTC |
Race Finish | September 15, 2018 8:50:34am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. itsnutra (80.80 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 87.59 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |