uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex)

Race #6045

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Official speed 98.96 wpm (48.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 26, 2018 9:12:06pm UTC
Race Finish February 26, 2018 9:12:55pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. shoelegend88 (101.27 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 118.75
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...