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Race #6042

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Official speed 97.56 wpm (46.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 3, 2018 5:08:26pm UTC
Race Finish August 3, 2018 5:09:12pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. optimus_line (81.19 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 120.33
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.