Jason (frozenpanda)

Race #603

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Official speed 98.92 wpm (49.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 6, 2018 7:27:20am UTC
Race Finish May 6, 2018 7:28:09am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 118.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...