Dex-Max (dex_max)

Race #60

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Official speed 96.63 wpm (58.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 5, 2019 11:21:08pm UTC
Race Finish October 5, 2019 11:22:07pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. yunguber (114.59 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 144.95
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!