George (georgedmi)

Race #5998

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Official speed 64.82 wpm (69.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 14, 2018 9:16:08pm UTC
Race Finish April 14, 2018 9:17:18pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. skcm (48.59 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 79.95
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.