brooklyn (raise_the_bar)

Race #598

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Official speed 82.82 wpm (50.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 16, 2014 11:36:10am UTC
Race Finish January 16, 2014 11:37:01am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. bizatch (108.87 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.