Chicanery (physix)

Race #592

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Official speed 79.66 wpm (71.10 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 24, 2018 4:59:28pm UTC
Race Finish November 24, 2018 5:00:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. justiceex (83.43 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 119.49
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!