Absurd (foreveryoung18)

Race #59

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Official speed 43.59 wpm (112.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 18, 2022 6:13:07am UTC
Race Finish January 18, 2022 6:15:00am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. last220 (60.04 wpm)
3. sothea99 (50.23 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 53.76
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.