View Pit Stop page for race #586 by emptyper — Ghost race
View profile for Mark (emptyper)
Official speed | 68.54 wpm (84.74 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 14, 2017 10:04:59pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 14, 2017 10:06:23pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 109.66 |
Text | #3811023 (Length: 484 characters) Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Okay, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. |