Sam (disasterlooms)

Race #584

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Official speed 112.25 wpm (43.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 12, 2019 6:26:49pm UTC
Race Finish March 12, 2019 6:27:33pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. limited_atonement (116.24 wpm)
3. sanicdehedgehog (107.69 wpm)
5. mikeswa (91.78 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 134.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...