fast af (josh53___)

Race #578

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Official speed 80.89 wpm (60.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 20, 2021 3:13:41am UTC
Race Finish May 20, 2021 3:14:41am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. cjcurata (61.26 wpm)
4. lowki_ (59.62 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 99.76
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.