Brandon (wbelledge)

Race #572

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Official speed 58.32 wpm (77.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2020 8:32:02pm UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2020 8:33:20pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 2. jlocke789 (65.01 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 71.93
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.