Chipper (chipperdiglett)

Race #572

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Official speed 72.60 wpm (66.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 9, 2018 9:11:32pm UTC
Race Finish November 9, 2018 9:12:39pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. henry_court (75.72 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 87.13
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...