View Pit Stop page for race #570 by hairyforcekin — Ghost race
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Official speed | 98.95 wpm (49.60 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 14, 2016 2:07:11am UTC |
Race Finish | April 14, 2016 2:08:00am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |