View Pit Stop page for race #57 by scrotemstomper — Ghost race
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Official speed | 90.07 wpm (49.96 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 18, 2020 9:40:45pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 18, 2020 9:41:35pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. tshafer3 (102.56 wpm) 3. ronakkaria (86.09 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 111.08 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |