Kris (kris_z)

Race #5674

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Official speed 93.87 wpm (51.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 22, 2019 10:32:07pm UTC
Race Finish September 22, 2019 10:32:58pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. laphroaig_neat (96.91 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 112.65
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...