StewieGriffin (stewiegriffin666)

Race #5658

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Official speed 102.56 wpm (47.85 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 10, 2017 11:43:32am UTC
Race Finish September 10, 2017 11:44:20am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 126.49
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.