View Pit Stop page for race #564 by squigglejoe — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 95.33 wpm (44.18 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 6, 2012 9:29:51am UTC |
| Race Finish | March 6, 2012 9:30:35am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Opponents |
3. shotsov_qvickly (79.82 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |