Macedonian King (ijittqerr_)

Race #564

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Official speed 52.49 wpm (85.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 27, 2018 8:02:02pm UTC
Race Finish December 27, 2018 8:03:28pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. haydenp16 (55.78 wpm)
Accuracy 91.0%
Points 64.74
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.