jin (derpyve)

Race #56

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Official speed 96.06 wpm (50.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 20, 2018 5:50:56pm UTC
Race Finish August 20, 2018 5:51:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. chimchimchim (125.62 wpm)
2. hawkyra (124.13 wpm)
4. itsversaro (92.41 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 115.27
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...