View Pit Stop page for race #5554 by entropian — Ghost race
View profile for Bleh (entropian)
Official speed | 99.01 wpm (49.57 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 2, 2022 10:11:24pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 2, 2022 10:12:14pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 122.12 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |