View Pit Stop page for race #545 by patsby — Ghost race
View profile for Brian (patsby)
Official speed | 47.67 wpm (88.36 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 22, 2014 9:06:28pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 22, 2014 9:07:57pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Accuracy | 88.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |