Matthew (stalepie)

Race #54

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Official speed 99.07 wpm (48.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 31, 2019 10:18:11pm UTC
Race Finish January 31, 2019 10:19:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. teiloq (104.86 wpm)
2. poem (100.59 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 118.89
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...