Alec (whippasnappa)

Race #533

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Official speed 75.90 wpm (64.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2018 5:00:48am UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2018 5:01:53am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. chipain (93.15 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 93.62
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.