Justin (slowly_winning)

Race #5325

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Official speed 87.29 wpm (51.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 21, 2020 8:43:49pm UTC
Race Finish June 21, 2020 8:44:40pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. suhaskurup (83.77 wpm)
3. d3bsy_j (77.90 wpm)
5. johangodinho123 (65.44 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 107.66
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.