Gilbert (epoxi)

Race #531

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Official speed 66.82 wpm (72.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 31, 2019 7:01:47am UTC
Race Finish January 31, 2019 7:03:00am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. kaitokidokuroba (79.37 wpm)
3. dmack98 (66.21 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 80.19
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...