Bling (noupdate)

Race #5309

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Official speed 96.06 wpm (50.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 12, 2018 12:17:35am UTC
Race Finish September 12, 2018 12:18:26am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. imfhm (100.34 wpm)
3. pickles3201 (91.41 wpm)
4. amoebae9 (88.60 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 115.28
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...