View Pit Stop page for race #527 by dapudding — Ghost race
View profile for Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (dapudding)
| Official speed | 77.29 wpm (54.50 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 22, 2018 9:47:38pm UTC |
| Race Finish | December 22, 2018 9:48:32pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
4. dareon (71.63 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 79.87 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |