View Pit Stop page for race #5261 by mattbierwirth — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 99.63 wpm (42.28 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 12, 2017 9:16:26pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 12, 2017 9:17:09pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Opponents |
3. neilborde (93.30 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 102.95 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |