View Pit Stop page for race #5237 by thegul — Ghost race
View profile for Michael (thegul)
| Official speed | 90.00 wpm (50.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 30, 2018 8:11:02pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 30, 2018 8:11:52pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. carve (99.85 wpm) 2. czarlol (97.47 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 111.00 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |