Gerardo (sewingbunion9)

Race #522

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Official speed 54.57 wpm (82.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 22, 2017 4:45:12pm UTC
Race Finish September 22, 2017 4:46:34pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. tagama2 (43.10 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 67.30
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.