Friggin (deth_lettus)

Race #522

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Official speed 55.59 wpm (88.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 25, 2022 9:45:43pm UTC
Race Finish October 25, 2022 9:47:11pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 68.56
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.